I quoted an article at the beginning. So HA!

So I'm logging in to my Yahoo! email account, and I see the following under news: A-Rod reportedly tested positive for steroids. I think "hmmmm... interesting. I think I'll click on it and read more." So I click on it, read through, and come across this HiddenGem (one kabillion bonus points if you get the reference):

But a week before the Yankees open spring training, Rodriguez — certain to be dubbed "A-Roid" in the New York tabloids — faced more serious allegations after four sources told SI about his drug tests.

That got me thinking about just how many puns have been made based on the A-Rod nickname. Or should have been made.

LIST TIME!!!!!

Stray-Rod
Pay-Rod
May-Rod
Lightning-Rod
Good-Rod
Choke-Rod
Rod-Rod
Just O.K.-Rod
Bay-Rod
A-Fraud
Pay-Fraud
Cheat-Rod
Gay-Rod
Bad-Rod
A-Bad
A-God
Cry-Rod
Stay-Rod
Yay-Rod
Play-Rod
Gray-Rod
Pinstripe-Rod
NYY-Rod
Cash-Rod
Madonna-Rod
Money-Rod
Monay-Rod
May-Fraud
Weigh-Rod
Slay-Rod
Baby-Rod
Hey-Rod
Neigh-Rod
Jay-Rod
A-Rodgate
Distracting-Rod
Un-clutch-Rod
Overpaid-Rod
Tray-Rod
Ray-Rod
Day-Rod
A-Clod

All of them apply specifically to Alex Rodriguez. Except A-Rodgate. Which is what I'm predicting this whole steroids mess will come to be known as.